Application-only. You walk out with a built offer, a working funnel, and a closing script. Written by 5pm.
Elias, 90 seconds: what changes in the room — and what doesn't.
Built by an operator. Elias Uysal scaled four online businesses past €25M+ combined revenue over ten years. He still runs them. The frameworks in this room are the same ones running his own books this quarter — not retired-and-teaching.
"Cleanest day of work I've had in two years. Walked out with the offer rewritten and a closing script that paid for the workshop on the second call back."
"Zero theory. The whole room stress-tested my pricing in 20 minutes. Tripled my retainer the next week."
"Every Hormozi clip on YouTube applied to the European market. No copy-paste US frameworks. Worth the flight twice over."
"I'd been guessing about my funnel for six months. Three sentences in step 3 fixed it. Leads inside a week."
Figures reflect the operator's own career across four ventures (Elitestribe, Closing Catapult, Consulting Catapult, Capital Catapult). They are not a promise of attendee outcomes. Your results vary.
The math is yours. Adjust the numbers. The workshop pays back when your offer/funnel/script combination produces a meaningful margin lift — not because we said so. Individual results vary. No projection above is a guarantee.
It's not an event. It's a workshop. Zero motivational talks. Zero "manifest abundance". We get tactical from minute one.
The same offer/funnel/script frameworks running the operator's books this quarter — not retired-and-teaching. You see the exact pricing tests, the exact subject lines, the exact close. You take notes; you don't watch slides. By lunch you know which of your three priorities is wrong.
Small groups by stage. You get hands-on with the operator and 4–5 other founders at your revenue tier. Your offer rewritten. Your funnel mapped. Your script drafted. Stress-tested live. You leave with three written deliverables that have your name on them.
Not a fit (yet): founders pre-revenue, hobbyists, employees, anyone looking for crypto/forex/passive-income shortcuts. You'll get more from the free Launch Roadmap first.
Right fit: founders doing €1k–€100k/mo online, stuck on offer / funnel / closing rate. Everything is grouped by revenue tier so the room is comparable to you.
If your business is one of these, chances are we can help:
The workshop is application-only. We tell you if you're a fit. Then we tell you the investment. If the math doesn't work for your revenue tier, we say so — and we point you at the free Roadmap instead.
Figures reflect the operator’s own career across four ventures (Elitestribe, Closing Catapult, Consulting Catapult, Capital Catapult). They are not a promise of attendee outcomes. Your results vary.
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Nine to five at our Helsinki venue. No keynotes. No motivational filler.
Morning blocks are how we run growth on the portfolio — the offer test, the four-stage funnel, the application-call script. Same material we use ourselves.
Afternoon blocks are when you go and use it. Small groups. You sit with Elias and the team across marketing, sales, people, profit, and strategy. You leave each block with written output.
Three written deliverables: a one-page offer, a funnel map, a sales-call script. All yours, all editable.
Plus three to five tactical next moves, ranked by leverage, to execute by the following Friday. Reviewed in the 90-day follow-up call.
Stage: if you’re below €1,000/month from your own business, this isn’t the right room yet. Start with the free Launch Roadmap.
If you’re between €1k–€100k/month, we can help. Implementation is staged by revenue tier so the room makes sense for everyone.
Industry: recent cohorts — consulting, agencies, info-products, e-commerce, service businesses, freelance, B2B sales, courses, coaching, AI tools.
The seat investment is revealed on acceptance, not before. We don’t publish pricing publicly — the application is the filter.
If you haven’t earned at least €1k from the work you do today, don’t apply. We can’t help yet.
If you cannot attend on the workshop date, we will transfer your seat to the next scheduled cohort at no extra cost — one transfer per applicant.
No. The room is off-the-record so the team can name names, share real numbers, and coach without diluting the work for camera. No remote option — the work happens in the room.
Travel guide for Helsinki sent on acceptance.